ABOUT
Welcome to Sarcasm University, where degrees are nothing more than a figment of the imagination and are still more valuable than a liberal arts degree!
At our esteemed institution, we pride ourselves on bestowing upon our students the most ethereal of accomplishments - humor and smug moral superiority!
At Sarcasm University, moral superiority isn't just a concept; it's the jewel in our crown, a testament to embracing candid expression in a world yearning for unfiltered honesty.
Here, we don't just teach wit and humor; we celebrate them as the pinnacle of intellectual achievement. Our institution thrives on refining the art of sarcasm—a realm where brutal honesty is served with a smile.
While other universities might boast about their fancy diplomas and accreditations, we take a more ethereal approach. At Sarcasm University, you won't receive any degrees to gather dust or confuse future employers. Expensive fees, tuition, books, classes and indoctrinating lectures have been eliminated. You've been there, you've done that, so just simply wear the shirt.
Picture yourself at a dinner party, surrounded by mere mortals boasting about their degrees from prestigious universities. Blah. Blah Blah. Ah, but you, Sarcasm University alum, can simply sit back and revel in your smug moral superiority, secure in the knowledge that you possess things far greater: a cool shirt and the mental acuity to fully grasp the subtle nuances of sarcasm. Hats off to you!